Satisfyer Pro 2 made a big buzz in the sex toy industry and I also heard tons of good reviews about it.
As a sex toy lover, my hands got itching after hearing all the great things about this toy and I couldn’t help but get one immediately. I had high expectation on this toy, but after testing it multiple times, I want to give it a “meh” as it’s not as good as everyone claims it to be. Not saying this toy is bad, it’s just not that mind-blowing… At least not for me.
There are a couple of don’t-buy-it reasons I must share with you. It’s totally based on personal experience, but I think they could be helpful.
WHAT IS SATISFYER PRO 2 NEXT GENERATION?
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation is a suction device to stimulate the clitoris without actually touching it. This clitoral stimulation device doesn’t function as a regular vibrator, instead, it operates by encircling the clit with waving air.
The head of the toy is made from silicone. It’s light, waterproof, rechargeable and easy to hold. This rose-colored toy has 11 intensity levels to choose from. Most women found it’s quite intense to use and that’s why this toy is famous for bringing speedy orgasm. Besides, it’s operating with low noise level when you press it against your skin.
TIPS AND WHO SHOULDN’T BUY SATISFYER PRO 2 (NEXT GEN.)?
This toy isn’t friendly to small clit. It’s very difficult to get the right angle if you have a small clitoris. I felt a bit offended when realizing this point. I thought it was my anatomy issue since this toy works for so many women, but no, it’s just a flaw from the toy itself. Actually, my clit isn’t even that small and the Womanizer product actually worked for me. (And my partner had no issue finding it when giving me a lick ;))
Satisfyer does sell tips in smaller sizes as an attachment. The smaller tips worked better for me and granted me some nice orgasms, but the fact I have to buy the attachment additionally makes it a thumb-down. Besides, There’s no storage pouch comes with the toy, so, you can imagine how inconvenient and how hygiene-unfriendly it can be to store these small tips.
Don’t get this toy if you prefer build-up orgasm
I admit that, sometimes, the Pro 2 does have a magic to bring up an orgasm in less than 1 minute. It’s impressive as a record, but I do think a build-up orgasm is way more pleasurable.
The thing is that the first five settings aren’t strong enough (at least not for me), so I can’t feel anything. Then I naturally want to increase the intensity. I start to feel nice stimulation after level 5, but it was not satisfying enough unless I raise the intensity all the way up to the maximum level (aka. level 11).
To be honest, level 11 actually hurts me a bit. But for those times when I am super turned-on, I do feel more pleasure than pain with level 11, but this toy just brings orgasms too prompt… I don’t even have enough time to enjoy the process.
What’s the drawback of an orgasm that comes too fast? I AM NOT SATISFIED! It’s like a little girl finally got her favorite candy, she put the candy in the mouth but accidentally swallowed it.
Other than no build-up process, it also takes a while to find the ‘good spot’ and I have to make sure my hand doesn’t move too much so that my clit can stay inside of the tip. It’s really hard to keep my hand sturdy when reaching the orgasm. I always feel my orgasm is restraint when using the Pro 2.
Don’t expect a lot of suction
The gimmick of this toy is about its air-waving technology that provides a suction feeling. However, in my opinion, it’s not even close to real “suction”, it’s more like strong little puffs of air. The feeling is closer to vibration but the vibration isn’t even that strong. It feels nice when using this toy, but I don’t really get super intense orgasms only by using this toy.
I think the “suction” feeling works better on nipples during foreplay and my man liked it when I used it to stimulate the down part of his penis.
Get the newer model with the same price
If you really want this toy, make sure you get the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation version, not the Satisfyer Pro 2 (the older version)! These two toys look almost the same. The older version has a gloss golden rosé finish while the new version has a matte golden rosé finish.
Most importantly, the noise level drops dramatically for the Next Gen version while the price and the intensity stay the same. The old version was so so so noisy that I found it unbearable. The new version is still loud, but the volume is acceptable and it’s way better than its predecessor.
Most sex toy shops have updated their inventory and stopped selling the Satisfyer Pro 2, but some shops are still trying to get rid of the older version by selling it to the customers with a discount. Make sure you double check and don’t mistakenly take the older version. The Satisfyer Pro 2 has a black box and the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation has a white box (get the white box one!)
If you are still interested in getting the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation at this point, the rest of the review can be helpful for you. I would talk about all the information you would need to know about this toy.
KEY FEATURES OF THE SATISFYER PRO 2 (Next Gen.)
Design and Look
Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation has a golden rosé colored body and a white head tip. The body of the toy is made from ABS plastic whilst the clitoral suction tip is made from medical grade silicone. It is light weighted (0.5 pounds/248 grams). The total length of the toy is 6.5 inches/165mm, the width is 1.8 inches/46mm and the height is 2.6 inches/65mm. The internal diameter of the suction head is roughly 0.6 inches/15mm, which is probably the most important measurement.
Suction and Sensation: Great for both women and transgender men
The Satisfyer Pro 2 functions by creating touch-free airwaves around your clitoris. It feels like a small vacuum stimulating your clit. You must make sure your clit stays inside of the nozzle in order to get a complete suction experience. Many Many women enjoy this kind of air-suction stimulation.
It helps to add some lube inside of the nozzle or around your clit. There are 11 settings to choose from, ranging from a whisper to a roar. The motor is relatively quiet when the toy is against the skin, but when you break the seal the noise from the suction can be quite loud.
I heard that the Pro 2 functions amazingly for transgender men as well because their clits tend to be bigger due to the testosterone input and the internal diameter of the nozzle is around 0.6”/15mm, which works perfectly for bigger clits. It is reported that the encircled suction stimulation works better than vibrators for transgender men. I don’t have real-life feedback on this, but just want to share it in case it’s helpful for some of you :).
The fact the Pro 2 is waterproof make it very easy to clean. What’s more? It officially suggests that using this toy underwater (e.g. in the baths or during showers) can create even more intense pulsation.
If you don’t have access to water during the play, you can just add some water-based lube to the head of the Pro 2 or on your clit, this will create a good seal around your clitoris, which leads to more intense stimulation.
As for battery life, it has been a controversial question. Some clients reported short life of the batteries – around 10-20 minutes of use after each charge, whilst others mentioned the battery can last longer than 1 hour. After testing it myself (just speaking for the device I have), the battery lasts 30-45 minutes if constantly use it on high speed and it can last for almost one hour if only using the lower settings.
So, if you receive a device that has a significantly shorter battery life, I suggest you contact the manufacturer since the toy comes with a 10-year warranty.
It’s way less noisy compared to its predecessor, but the Pro 2 definitely is not a quiet toy. The noise level is quite low if you keep it against your skin. However, once it is detached from your skin, this monster can roar.
I personally don’t really mind about the noise. But if you have a roommate or a kid next door, you need to keep this point into consideration.
- 11 pressure wave settings
HOW TO USE THE PRO 2 (NEXT GEN.)?
To turn the toy on, press the round power button for 2 seconds. This will activate the lowest level of stimulations.
Spread your labia apart in order to free the clitoris and place the oval nozzle on your clitoris with gentle pressure. Slightly fine-tune the position of the toy until you found the ideal position. Once you find your sweet spot, you won’t need to move the toy again. If you use some water-based lubricant or operate the toy underwater, you will gain even more intense pulsation.
After switching on the toy with the power button, you can adjust the massage intensity using ‘+’ and ‘-‘ buttons. Every time you press ‘+’, the intensity will increase by one level whilst every time you press ‘-‘, the intensity will decrease by one level. There are in total 11 levels of intensity you can choose from. To turn the toy off, just briefly press the power button.
HOW TO CHARGE THE PRO 2 (NEXT GEN.)?
I am not a big fan of magnetic chargers. It’s just so annoying to use because you always have to make sure the two charging points are attached perfectly. If you accidentally moved it, then it just disconnects.
The magnet on this toy is stronger than many others in the market, so it doesn’t disconnect that easily. You must get the toy fully charged before first use. Please note that the initial charge may take up to eight hours.
Simply use the supplied USB charging cable to charge the Pro 2 and following the below steps:
1) Dock the cable on the two metal contact points of the toy. Tips: If the magnetic charging cable does not attach, you may connect it to the power circuit and wait for few seconds – this will reactivate the magnetic effect.
2) The LED will blink while the product is being charged. Make sure the toy is staying connected during the charging.
3) The LED will stay lit once the toy is charged, it can take around 2 hours.
PACKAGING and WHAT’S IN THE BOX?
The package arrived in a brown box, discreetly. Inside of the box, you’ll find simply 3 things: the Satisfyer Pro 2 (Next Gen.), a magnetic USB charging cord, and a multi-lingual user manual. Unfortunately, there is no storage pouch included, so make sure you find a neat bag to keep everything together, especially if you purchased extra head tips.
It is worth noticing that this toy comes with 10-year warranty and 365-day money-back guarantee.
CLEAN AND CARE
Cleaning is relatively easy with the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation. The entire toy is waterproof, which means you can just submerge it in soapy warm water to clean. Dry it well after each clean and that’s it. Besides, this toy has a removable head, which makes it even easier for cleaning. You can just take off the nozzle and clean all the inside angles with Q-tips. The heads can also be purchased separately if needed.
Tips: for those of you who like to use lubricant with this toy, please make sure to use only water-based lube, otherwise, the head tip can be damaged as it’s made of silicone.
OUR EXPERIENCE WITH THE PRO 2
I actually really want to like the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation and it has the potential to feel really amazing.
But as mentioned, the Pro 2 doesn’t work for me that well compares to other women, probably because my clit is a bit small and hidden. However, this toy does work pretty well for most women. It’s quite a different sensation compares to vibrators. If you’ve never had one of these suction toys, I think it’s worth trying.
Personally, I think this toy is a good choice when I am really in a rush for having an orgasm. There are busy days when piled-up tasks are around. The logical mind tells me that I don’t have time to have sex, but my biology can call me to take a break. This is the moment I summon this toy.
Other than that, I like to use it during foreplay. This toy gives a nice suction on my nipples. For example, I like having the Pro 2 stimulates my nipples while receiving a lick from my man. That was divine ;)!
Besides, the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation can be interesting to use to enhance certain positions during sex, the L-Shape of the toys are perfect to hold on the clit whilst not obstructing penetration, which is just swell. We found that they were best used in doggy style as any missionary/reverse missionary had the common problem of one of us being jabbed in the pelvis, not mentioning one of us can accidentally turn-off the toy.
VERDICT: WILL THIS TOY SUIT YOU?
Despite its legendary reviews by many women, please do note that this toy may not function that well for women who have small and hidden clits. Besides, it’s a toy known for giving super-quick orgasm, so if you prefer build-up experience, you may want to skip this toy.
However, if you haven’t owned any toys that stimulate clit via pulsating airwaves and want to give this type of toys a trial, the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation is the perfect start. This toy is affordable and has been proven to be effective by many women. Besides, this toy has been proven to fit transgender men’s anatomy quite well as well. Good luck ;).