NEW! 7 Best Sex Toy Advent Calendars of 2022

by Jane Louis

Time for sexy advent calendars! 2022 has been a challenging year and I definitely need to get rewarded with some good gifts.

After all, we all need some sexy sparkles, and we need it fast.

I gathered 7 best advent calendars of 2022, for those of you who are looking for some sexy grown-up treats around the holidays.

1. Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2022

Valued at $265, only cost $125 now

Every holiday needs a sex toy advent calendar. And here it is.

This Lovehoney women kit contains every type of toy you can think of, from clit stimulators to anal toys to kinky gadgets. 

It is fantastic and you’ll have a variety of fun with this calendar.

This box includes 12 specially selected toys for sexy fun in endless erotic combinations.

And it will take care of both your front and rare needs. 

From a newly launched clit sucker (the Womanizer Starlet 3) to a dinky butt plug for first-time anal fun, no two nights will ever be the same!

Experiment with a magical mixture of nipple sucker, G-spot vibe, jiggle balls, anal beads, wand, bullet and more.

This set will spark 12 erotic nights, each with fresh play.

2. Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar


Valued at $124, only cost $60 now

Here comes the best value of the year 2022, a fun, romantic, and adventurous box for all couples to spice up bedroom life (the Womanizer Liberty itself is already worth more than $99!).

It's going viral on Tiktok now and I can't recommend it more!

This calendar contains 24 pieces of couple sex toys . For each of the days, you get to select one to enjoy with your partner.

In order to fit your schedule, there is always a choice between doing something quick and easy, such as a quick orgasm from a clit sucker, and something a bit more advanced, such as a teasing spanking combined with the game card.

I especially like the mattress restraints and the holiday impact tool. It's a must-have for bondage lovers and BSDM lovers. Who can resist these spanks? 

And Who needs a box of chocolate if it's possible to get a box of unexpected orgasms! 😉

3. 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar


Valued at $124, only cost $60 now

Lovehoney's lingerie calendar is one of my favorites. I've purchased for 3 continuous years and none of them disappointed me.

So, join me to spice up your bedroom life with the 7 Nights of Temptation calendar, featuring 7 of sexiest lingerie pieces and accessories.

Hidden inside the drawers, you'll find elegant night blue-colored lace, from a peek-a-boo bra to a full basque set to lace cuffs for bondage-inspired frolics.

This box is for anyone that likes to dress up. The packaging is absolutely stunning, it has a real luxurious feel and seems a little more like 'grown up' sexy than the previous years.

Each of the seven drawers contains a dazzling gift to level up your seduction experience.

Note: Lovehoney prepared boxes for all sizes, from Standard to Queen to Curve. Everybody can find their best fit.

All lingeries are made of very soft and comfortable fabric, and there are lots of size customizable straps.

This box truly is the dream for thrilling experience. Oh, did I mention there's even a scented candle to set the mood?

4. Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Overload 10 Days of Play Gift Set

Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Overload 10 Days of Play Gift Set

OH BOY, this is gonna fulfill your BDSM fantasies.

This quality box is a wonderful start to explore your kinky side! 

You will have a chance to tease and punish your lover with soft bondage, spanking, tickling, and vibrations.

This sexy collection will ignite your eroticism in a unique way, from the clit sensation to anal play! 

It includes everything you ever dream of to begin exploring your naughty side both in and outside the bedroom.

Ladies, don't hesitate to explore some dominant vs. submissive scenarios and you might get addicted. 

(Oh, should I mention I am so in love with nipple clamps now?!)

5. Satisfyer Premium 2022 Erotic Advent Calendar

Satisfyer Premium 2022 Erotic Advent Calendar

Valued at $915, cost only $149 now

I am quite impressed by Satisfyer's advent calendar for this year.

It's a lovely couple set that includes plenty of good stuff for either masturbation or together-play.

The famous Satisfyer Pro 2 is included, and it's the newest version (aka. it is app-controllable).
Besides, you get a great collection of vibrators such as dildo, bullet, anal beads, and more!

The biggest surprise for me is the Satisfyer Endless Fun. It's such a versatile toy that offers more than 33 ways to play. I love to use it to stimulate nipples and clit. 

For him, there's the masturbator Egg and a vibrating masturbator.
There's also lingeries, BDSM gadgets, massage oils and orgasm gel to boost your sexual activities.

It is full of daily surprises (for you and your partner) to enjoy throughout this Holy Moly festive season! 

Get ready to explore these 24 sensual and erotic surprises!

6. Blowmotion 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Blowmotion 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Valued at $338, with a savings of $142

Time for HIM to have some fun as well!

This is a luxury box to have, with 12 penis and prostate products designed to reveal your sexsual inner self in the most delightful way.

It's joy meets eroticism! You'll be amazed by each of the discovery. The 12-day countdown that will keep you aroused and intrigued.

The star of the show is the Blowmotion vibrating male masturbator, which offers the thrilling orgasm in just a few minutes.

With an optimized shape, size and texture, this dual-entrance stroker contains 3 speeds and 7 patterns of vibration, which guarantees an unforgettable orgasmic expereince

Besides, the rippled stroker and the P-spot massager are another two highlights you should not miss.  

Along with the bullet vibe, you will be provided with precise and pinpointing stimulation. 

Discover one box per day and no cheating! I know it'll be hard because the toys are just so tempting. But remember: the magic of eroticism lies in the suspense.

7. Lovehoney Oh! 30 Nights of Hot Sex Kinky Calendar

Lovehoney Oh! 30 Nights of Hot Sex Kinky Calendar

Lovehoney Oh! is a great advent calendar for adults and couples! I

t is a fun, romantic and flirtatious collection of games and gifts, designed to spice up your sex life in the bedroom, and beyond. 

Thanks to this thrilling 30-day calendar, you shall never struggle for inspiration on a night in ever again.

Behind the doors, there are a month's worth of saucy instructions - each will inspire and delight you and your partner in a surprising yet enticing way.

Every instruction is different, meaning you and your partner will experience a wide range of sexy activities.

Open one door each morning and see what the day or evening has in store!

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Chris H October 30, 2022 - 4:07 pm

Hi Jane, Realise you not good at English ! me not good at computer, also Dyslexic. Just need to ask someone where to sell our various sex toys, mostly expensive leather clothing, mostly my late wife’s, somebody will love these items, for fun and play. Presumably most folk buy BDSM , I guess sites like eBay would not accept. Cheers Chris.

Jane Louis November 1, 2022 - 7:29 am

Hi Chris, thanks for your comment!
Sorry, but I am not really sure where you can sell your sex toys.
I will leave your comment open. Hopefully, someone else in the community can give you answers.


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