Time for sexy advent calendars! 2023 has been a challenging year and I definitely need to get rewarded with some good gifts.
After all, we all need some sexy sparkles, and we need it fast.
I gathered (by far) 6 best advent calendars of 2023, for those of you who are looking for some sexy grown-up treats around the holidays.
1. Lovehoney X Womanizer 24-day Couple Advent Calendar
This is the best value of the year 2023, a fun, romantic, and adventurous box for all couples to spice up bedroom life
This calendar contains 24 pieces of couple sex toys . For each of the days, you get to select one to enjoy with your partner.
In order to fit your schedule, there is always a choice between doing something quick and easy, such as a quick orgasm from a clit sucker, and something a bit more advanced, such as a teasing spanking combined with the sex dice.
A few highlights in this box include:
- Womanizer Classic 2: this clit sucker is one of the best on the market! It uses Pleasure Air Technology and offers 10 intensity levels. This magical toy itself is worth $129!
- Bullet Vibrator: Small yet powerful! It is especially nice if you like pinpointing stimulation for your sensitive spots.
- Mini Wand: It's not the most powerful wand, but does the job well. The vibration is rumbly enough to effectively massage your muscles and leave you with a relaxed body.
- G-Spot Dildo: It's a beginner-friendly dildo. A smooth silicone surface ensures an easy insertion. There's a small hole at the bottom, where you can insert the bullet vibe and transform this toy into a G-spot vibrator.
- Cock Ring: This is a wonderful couple's toy. The ring will make his penis stay harder for longer. Besides, the vibration will get her more stimulated. A must-try toy for couples to have shared ecstasy.
There's also a silicone cock ring in the calendar for his alone time. This ring is stretchy and comfortable, perfect for enhancing stamina. you can combine it with the ribbed stroker.
This textured stroker, together with the penis ring will ensure you a personalized and stimulating experience.
If you are into anal play, the crystal stainless steel butt plug and the silicone anal beads will guide your way.
Lovehoney is so thoughtful. They even included lubricates in this box so that you can start your anal exploration right away without being hurt.
If you and your partner are into BDSM, there are also a few gadgets to spice up your love life.
You will find a pair of adjustable nipple clamps for pleasurable pinch; three sets of different Restraints and the spanking for your bondage fantasies; and a spanking paddle for some spicy hits.
All in all, there are 24 items in this box. Go explore yourself :)!
2. Lovehoney Rose Calendar for Women
Every holiday needs a sex toy advent calendar. And here it is.
This Lovehoney Rose kit contains every type of woman sex toys you can think of, from the tiktok-viral rose clit stimulators to anal vibrators to kinky nipple clits.
It is fantastic and you’ll have a variety of fun with this calendar.
This box includes 12 specially selected toys for sexy fun in endless erotic combinations.
And it will take care of both your front and rare needs.
From a 2-in-1 G-spot dildo vibe to a dinky butt plug for first-time anal fun, no two nights will ever be the same!
Experiment with a magical mixture of nipple clamps, G-spot vibe, jiggle balls, anal beads, prostate massager, bullet vibrator, and more.
I am quite impressed by the small bullet. It looks simple, but can make your play a lot more versatile. I inserted it in the dildo and anal toys. It transform them into powerful vibrations.
I am also quite fond on the tiny metal butt plug. It's half-palm-sized. Super cute and super fun to use esp. if you are into temperture play.
This set will spark 12 erotic nights, each with fresh play.
And who needs a box of chocolate if it's possible to get a box of unexpected orgasms! 😉
3. 12 Nights of Temptation Gift Set
Ann Summers' 12 Nights of Temptation Gift Set is a tantalizing collection for couples to play with. Unwrapping each surprise is an exciting journey into the world of pleasure.
It's a comprehensive package that offers an array of sensations and experiences to delight your senses. Inside, you'll discover 7 sex toys, 3 accessories, oils, lotions and sex tokens. Let's look at them one by one:
Couples Vibrator is made of silky-smooth silicone and ABS. It contains three pulse-quickening speeds and seven seductive patterns, which are perfect for exploring with your partner.
Metal Rabbit is crafted from metal and ABS. It has three speeds and seven patterns. Plus, it's waterproof, so don't hesitate to take your steamy escapades to the shower or bath.
Boost Wand is made from luxurious silicone and ABS and it offers three divine speeds and seven tempting patterns.
Mini Bullet is small in size yet big in pleasure. This discreet bullet vibrator boasts three arousing speeds and seven irresistible patterns.
Silicone Jewel Plug is there for those who crave non-vibrating pleasure. Also, it's a great entry toy for those of you wanting to explore the back hole.
Cock Ring with Bullet offers ten heart-pounding speeds. The bullet is removable. You can just apply the ring part to make yourself harder for longer.
Remote Controlled Egg features three thrilling speeds and eight seductive patterns. I love using it on the clit or simply getting it inserted and letting it dance inside freely.
Buckle Cuffs and Paddle allows you to dive into the world of bondage and domination! With these luxurious PU and metal buckle cuffs and paddles, you are guaranteed a forgettable night.
Last but not least, there are Water-Based Lubricants to ensure smooth and frictionless pleasure, Orgasm Balm to intensify your climaxes, and 5 x Sex Tokens to add an element of surprise and adventure to your intimate moments.
4. Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Overload 10 Days of Play Gift Set
OH BOY, this is gonna fulfill your BDSM fantasies.
This quality box is a wonderful start to explore your kinky side!
You will have a chance to tease and punish your lover with soft bondage, spanking, tickling, and vibrations.
This sexy collection will ignite your eroticism in a unique way, from the clit sensation to anal play!
It includes everything you ever dream of to begin exploring your naughty side both in and outside the bedroom.
Ladies, don't hesitate to explore some dominant vs. submissive scenarios and you might get addicted.
(Oh, should I mention I am so in love with nipple clamps now?!)
5. 12 Nights of New Sensations Advent Calendar
This is another lovely advent calendar from Ann Summers.
In the box, it includes a Rabbit Vibrator, a Pebble Massager, a G-Spot Vibrator, a Sleek Vibrator, a Cock Ring, a Mini Wand, a Anal Plug, a Masturbator, a Blindfold, some Water-Based Lubricant, some Orgasm Gel, and 12 x Sex Cheques.
Personally, I think the rabbit vibrator, pebble massager and the blindfold is the highlights of the set.
Rabbit vibe offers dual stimulation capabilities. The gentle flutter of rabbit ears against your clitoris combined with the internal massage will surely set the mood for an unforgettable night.
Pebble Massager is a petite powerhouse, perfect for pinpointing pleasure where it counts.
As for the Blindfold, it is a deceptively simple addition that can heighten anticipation and excitement.
I also like the Sex Cheques. These 12 card add a playful twist to the journey of exploration.
6. Lovehoney Oh! 30 Nights of Hot Sex Kinky Calendar
Lovehoney Oh! is a great advent calendar for adults and couples! I
t is a fun, romantic and flirtatious collection of games and gifts, designed to spice up your sex life in the bedroom, and beyond.
Thanks to this thrilling 30-day calendar, you shall never struggle for inspiration on a night in ever again.
Behind the doors, there are a month's worth of saucy instructions - each will inspire and delight you and your partner in a surprising yet enticing way.
Every instruction is different, meaning you and your partner will experience a wide range of sexy activities.
Open one door each morning and see what the day or evening has in store!